Why do you insist on lying so much

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Feb 2021, 8:52, archived)

I can't help myself
I'm just desperate for attention on the internet
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 9:22, archived)

You know,
I have a boiled egg every morning. Today I was told it was depressing that I eat the same thing every morning, but really I look forward to my boiled egg. I'll have had a really stressful day, and be really tired and get in to bed and just knowing that soon I'll have a nice comforting boiled egg makes me feel at peace.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Feb 2021, 9:49, archived)

my wife likes a boiled egg too
I like that she likes a boiled egg, as it means I have cover for my noxious guffs of a morning, everyone's happy
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 9:55, archived)

That's the key to a long healthy marriage right there.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Feb 2021, 9:59, archived)