Got an appointment with a doctor tomorrow to have a look at my knee
Hilariously, the current theory is that my weight loss has caused it. The cushioning layer of fat that's now gone has allowed stuff to move and now the pins in my leg are rubbing on the back of my knee.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Feb 2021, 12:29, archived)

That's patella-va story!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 12:31, archived)

^no one can cap this!!!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 12:33, archived)

I knee-ded to hear that, m8!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 12:34, archived)

have a joint to celebrate!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 13:00, archived)

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 3 Feb 2021, 12:33, archived)

I thought my new-found cycling mania had wanked up my right knee, but actually I think I must have whacked it and it's just bruise
#kneechat
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 12:32, archived)

Cycling is one of the few things I can do, nice and low impact

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Feb 2021, 12:33, archived)

sounds like you 'kneed' to see a doctor!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 3 Feb 2021, 12:34, archived)

you 'kneed' to fackin shut up, m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 13:08, archived)

just open it up and grease the pins every so often

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 12:50, archived)

I'm 'greasing the pin' as I type this

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 13:07, archived)

*something about grease nipples*

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 13:28, archived)