yeah yeah ok ok that will fucking do
Shitty rainy day here in Top London today, but other than that everything's OK really.

How bow u?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 11:44, archived)

yeah ok ta, just had a roofer round to look at my valley

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 3 Feb 2021, 11:45, archived)

IBYD

(dribble, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 11:47, archived)

YDOB

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 3 Feb 2021, 11:49, archived)

va wi
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 12:00, archived)

All good here , I ordered that single and now the bloke is offering me other tatu stuff, I don't want it you nonce

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 11:49, archived)

heh
you'll be getting invites to 'private chat groups' next
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 11:58, archived)

Plod's man on the inside, might be decent money in it

(dribble, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 12:02, archived)

Sounds great, sign me up!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 3 Feb 2021, 12:02, archived)

Nonce b4sh

(dribble, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 12:09, archived)

NONCE BASH BEBBEH

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 12:31, archived)

It's probably because of all the things you said.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 3 Feb 2021, 12:32, archived)

feeling better today
had a lie-in this morning and my stomach seems to have sorted itself out

might pop down the park later
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 11:57, archived)

+o

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 3 Feb 2021, 11:58, archived)

no, my stomach's better now

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 11:59, archived)

good stuff, my guts weren't 100% right after Saturday until yesterday
I can get back on the spicy grub again now, hurrah.


Bonus hurrah: Mrs Q has just been told by the doc that she can start looking for work again, massive news
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 12:02, archived)

That's fantastic
Here's hoping they snap her up

bonus: you can celebrate with a curry now
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 12:06, archived)

it rather is
actually going to make shwarma-spiced pulled lamb flatbreads and home made hummus
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 12:45, archived)

Wow, this is extremely good news!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 12:26, archived)

yes it is, but she's shitting it now, hasn't worked for over two years

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 12:35, archived)

That's understandable
Getting over that hurdle will be the hard bit. Once she's back at it, it'll feel like she was never away
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 12:47, archived)

Its like riding a bike

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Feb 2021, 12:52, archived)

Is she a professional cyclist?
Because that job is exactly like riding a bike
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 13:41, archived)

west end cycle courier, m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 13:56, archived)

fingers crossed m8-o

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 13:05, archived)

that is rather excellent news

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 15:26, archived)

Ups and downs m8
U?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 12:21, archived)

samesies m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 12:32, archived)

Got an appointment with a doctor tomorrow to have a look at my knee
Hilariously, the current theory is that my weight loss has caused it. The cushioning layer of fat that's now gone has allowed stuff to move and now the pins in my leg are rubbing on the back of my knee.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Feb 2021, 12:29, archived)

That's patella-va story!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 12:31, archived)

^no one can cap this!!!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 12:33, archived)

I knee-ded to hear that, m8!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 12:34, archived)

have a joint to celebrate!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 13:00, archived)

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 3 Feb 2021, 12:33, archived)

I thought my new-found cycling mania had wanked up my right knee, but actually I think I must have whacked it and it's just bruise
#kneechat
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 12:32, archived)

Cycling is one of the few things I can do, nice and low impact

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Feb 2021, 12:33, archived)

sounds like you 'kneed' to see a doctor!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 3 Feb 2021, 12:34, archived)

you 'kneed' to fackin shut up, m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 13:08, archived)

just open it up and grease the pins every so often

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 12:50, archived)

I'm 'greasing the pin' as I type this

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 13:07, archived)

*something about grease nipples*

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 13:28, archived)

Bright sunshine here
And the wind has died down, so it's not as cold as it has been
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 12:44, archived)