I don't know why there isn't already beer in your house

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:24, archived)

I drank it all, you silly billy.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:33, archived)

get a load of this guy eh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:34, archived)

Maybe he's not a beer drinker but a beer collector.
Doesn't understand the joy of getting fucking turbo on some Premium lager and then getting on the bloody shoe.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:35, archived)

what a joker, can you imagine

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:37, archived)

I literally cannot

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:38, archived)

try to imagine *this*
*thrusts crotch at screen*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:51, archived)

:O

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 11:21, archived)

I've been stockpiling since last March, I've forgotten what it means to run out of things

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:49, archived)

Other than space, eh

(dribble, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:52, archived)