morning

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 9:01, archived)

Morning
the "H" in HerrH doesn't stand for happy today.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 9:03, archived)

good morning garold

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 9:07, archived)

Hi Boyce
Hi everyone
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 9:05, archived)

alright mush
busy day ahead? I've nearly done all my vital work already, might finish early
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 9:08, archived)

Yeah, got some calls today, to which I'm actually expected to contribute
Imagine that. On a Friday
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 9:49, archived)

Also, it's Mrs Hats 40th today, such as it is
Got her some good gifts, and the messages have been flooding in, so she's happy at least
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 9:49, archived)

happy birthday mrs hats, you going to cook up a special din-dins?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 9:51, archived)

Nah, takeaway innit

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 9:58, archived)

Wish her a happy birthday from me

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:00, archived)

Will she know what that means?
Is it some sort of secret code?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:10, archived)

Yes

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:13, archived)

ah, getting deliveree like a G, nice one
Or maybe get Deliveroo like a jew
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:01, archived)

Yeah
We've found the one really good Chinese in Fareham, it seems
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:10, archived)

good Chinese takeaways are few and far between in my experience
London's got some fantastic Chinese restaurants, and advent of Deliveroo/Uber Eats means you can get it at home but your bog standard 'high street' style takeaways seem to be, for the most part, a load of shit
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:27, archived)

There used to be a place here called Ken's Wingloon House,
And it was fantastic. And then Ken died or sold it or got deported and a different man ran it who I dont think was called Ken and now its shit. Please subscribe for more wolvercote village local facts.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:33, archived)

this is the sort of stuff we need more of on here

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:34, archived)

When we lived in Hilsea
There were two Chinese takeaway's next to each other. One was quite a bit better than the other, but the other one was owned by one of Mrs Hats' financial advisor clients, so he would always give us free stuff. So really, the decision came down to how close to payday we were at the time
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:45, archived)

good story

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Feb 2021, 11:18, archived)

i no

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 11:21, archived)

alright dribble

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 9:08, archived)

$$

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 9:15, archived)

haha, I thought I had the 12 of Night of the Living Baseheads but it turns out that I don't!!!!

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 9:20, archived)

wow, that's mad!!!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 9:25, archived)

I know!!!!

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 9:32, archived)

Haha I have no idea what this means haha

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:11, archived)

it's paedo slang

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:28, archived)

oh no

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:44, archived)

I'm afraid so m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:50, archived)

Sure is , lovely out

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 9:29, archived)

it really is, I'm off down the park in a bit, I think

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 9:31, archived)

Could be snowed in Sunday

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 9:34, archived)

best get out there whilst we can then eh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 9:43, archived)

morning queef-o friday fuck yeah

( broadsword, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 9:31, archived)

you're damn right it is
good toimes
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 9:32, archived)

my towns being tested for south african covid this weekend, think I might have it, woke up feeling pretty racist

( broadsword, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 9:34, archived)

Oh no, the bou flu

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 9:41, archived)

lol

( broadsword, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 9:46, archived)

get yourself round kwikfit and stock up on tyres, might come in handy

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 9:43, archived)

idgi

( broadsword, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 9:49, archived)

git yarsilf rand kweekfeet and stuck up an tyres, might cam in hindi

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 9:51, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necklacing
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 9:51, archived)

ah nice, that's the weekend sorted

( broadsword, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 9:57, archived)

He's pretty upset.
Poor lamb. How are you?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Feb 2021, 9:39, archived)

Such a shame, who knew that being a tedious knobend could have consequences?
I'm great ta, going to do a 1hr high intensity bike session to clear out the cobwebs and set me up for the weekend. How'd you go at the doc, guffs aside?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 9:40, archived)

Dunno. lol
Got referred to the bone and muscle specialist. Probably is a void caused by the metalwork that means the muscle is sort of peeling away from the back of my false kneecap when I walk. Going for a scan and an ultrasound.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:03, archived)

eww

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:35, archived)

Quite.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:36, archived)

False Kneecap? Isn't that a mushroom?

( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 12:13, archived)

Blimey, isn't he just
If it's this upsetting, why come here? It's not like it's good or anything
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:13, archived)

I quite like it.
And I quite like you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:13, archived)

I like you too

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:18, archived)

well isn't this nice

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:31, archived)

Can I shock you?
I quite like you, too
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:46, archived)

there's a lot of love in the (chat) room right now
/ac
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:51, archived)

ok let's get Friday done and then smash it hard

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:04, archived)

I've just got the OK for a 4:30 finish
happy days
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:07, archived)

3.30 here
happier days
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:19, archived)

oh yeah, off to Elevenerife for yours hols, are you?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:29, archived)

jealousy is such an ugly emotion

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:51, archived)

not as ugly as your fucking face, m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:53, archived)

my mum says I'm handsome

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:57, archived)

The patriarchy, you mean

(dribble, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:09, archived)

I sort of need to find a way to change it enough to improve things for my daughter, but still be able to continue enjoying all the adantages of being a white middle-aged man

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:22, archived)

Just change it but grandfather in patriarchal rights for anyone who got comfortable already.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:36, archived)

that works for me, approved

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:38, archived)

YEAH

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:11, archived)

this is precisely the kind of go-getting, positive energy this site needs right now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:23, archived)

I mean, I can't so much, what with the hernia and all, but I'll try my best
I just wanted to set your expectations
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:47, archived)

I might get some beer on the way home

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:13, archived)

I don't know why there isn't already beer in your house

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:24, archived)

I drank it all, you silly billy.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:33, archived)

get a load of this guy eh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:34, archived)

Maybe he's not a beer drinker but a beer collector.
Doesn't understand the joy of getting fucking turbo on some Premium lager and then getting on the bloody shoe.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:35, archived)

what a joker, can you imagine

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:37, archived)

I literally cannot

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:38, archived)

try to imagine *this*
*thrusts crotch at screen*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:51, archived)

:O

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 11:21, archived)

I've been stockpiling since last March, I've forgotten what it means to run out of things

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:49, archived)

Other than space, eh

(dribble, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:52, archived)

I'm working tomorrow tho

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:19, archived)

then you need to get friday done, smash it hard and then get saturday done too

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:25, archived)

I shouldn't need to tell you, you're an old hand at this sort of thing

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:26, archived)

not to mention a 'tranny magnet'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 10:54, archived)