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morning

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 8:11, archived)
o hai

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 8:14, archived)
nice weekend?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 8:24, archived)
Tolerable
I'm trying to learn to play the baseline on this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=le0BLAEO93g

It'll take me many, many months....
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 8:42, archived)
come on m8, you can spell 'bassline'

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 8:44, archived)
I'm not having any of that strikey-g nonsense any more
thank you very much
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 8:59, archived)
funkeh

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 8:57, archived)

b v
(dribble, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 9:17, archived)
lol got him anyway
NONE CAN ESCAPE THE STRIKEY-G
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 9:21, archived)
I was gonna buy up vaseline.org
and fill it with photos of broken vases and a big old 0989 £1/minute helpine number but I never got round to it. think the domain's still available...
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 9:31, archived)
but have you got the classic bass player move down as well as your mate in that video?
youtu.be/YPhO5g39vpg?t=43
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 9:22, archived)
Fucking bitter out , and bloody treacherous under foot , stay home , dont fall over, protect the nhs

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 8:22, archived)
freezing up here in the loft, I'm not going anywhere

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 8:24, archived)
I was hoping the trains would be fuckex , but no , so I'm at work

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 8:26, archived)
unlucky
the worst is when they become fucked during your working day leaving you buggered at home time. That would be infinitely worse at the moment given that you can't just sit in a pub waiting for them to sort it out
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 8:29, archived)
This is, of course, how the school's decided whether or not to open (in normal times obviously)
They don't give a shit how you get to school, they just don't want to be stuck with your kids if you can't pick them up
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 8:31, archived)
I remember getting sent home from secondary school due to frozen/burst pipes or some shit
My mother didn't believe me and phoned the school to check. Nice to know that your own mother thinks you'd be so fucking thick as to bunk off school and go straight home where she's waiting for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 8:42, archived)
My mum sent me to school after the big storm in the 80s because didn't believe schools would close because of a bit of wind, there were fucking trees down outside

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 8:47, archived)
At the risk of going all Peter Kay
Sitting around a radio, waiting to hear if my school wasn't opening is a strong memory from my past
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 8:49, archived)
80s mums were a lot tougher than they are today
My kid gets to stay at home for rhe most trivial nonsense, mind you her mum suffers from hypochondria by proxy
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 9:19, archived)
It's a running joke in our family about how harsh my mum was
My brother complained of chest pains once. She told him to crack on, it was probably just trapped wind. Turned out to be a collapsed lung.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 9:37, archived)
Sore neck = broken collar bone , still going school

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 9:40, archived)
^

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 9:42, archived)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 8:48, archived)
Looks like it's about to snow up in this piziece
Also, good morning
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 8:23, archived)
light snizzow predicted here today also
Nut roast update: it was great, I recommend it. Having goose fat roasties and meat gravy stopped the whole experience from feeling parsimonious. Will defo do it again. 7-8/10
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 8:27, archived)
Ah nice one
I'll give that a whirl. We had nut roast too, but I made a big one a couple of weeks ago, and the leftovers froze really well. #LifeHacks #LifeSpacks
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 8:29, archived)
morning
good bit of rugby yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 8:37, archived)
there's no such thing m8
it must have been a dream
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 8:38, archived)
well, in that case,
it was a nice dream
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 8:44, archived)
good stuff m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 8:45, archived)
What go around come around

(Garold Huzzah!, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 8:42, archived)
never a truer word said, young master Dog.

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 8:43, archived)
Contrary to popular belief, a truer word has been said when Jonesy uttered the phrase ‘they don’t like it up ‘em’ #mondayfacts

(Garold Huzzah!, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 8:47, archived)
wow

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 9:20, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 8 Feb 2021, 8:45, archived)
morning
snowed in?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 8:45, archived)
nah, not in the slightest.
a light dusting of snow here and that's it
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 8 Feb 2021, 9:05, archived)
A licky boom boom down

(dribble, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 8:58, archived)
no u

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 9:20, archived)
yes m8

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 9:19, archived)
Get in

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 9:20, archived)
yo yo yo

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 9:22, archived)
sup nig

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 10:46, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 9:28, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 10:46, archived)
Hello
Bit of snow overnight, nothing too serious. Been out salting the paths in college and now I'm going to have a nice coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Feb 2021, 9:36, archived)
I'm salting my paths as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 9:38, archived)
morning
does anyone know if the b3tamonkey script still works? just tried faffing with it and i think it's borked
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 10:06, archived)
Gaz bivvyboi

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 10:10, archived)
whoah hey i'm too old for all this youth lingo

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 11:32, archived)
me, I know

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 10:46, archived)