I've owned several cats so I've been randomly attacked numerous times

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 16:26, archived)

^
my old cat Benny used to maul the shit out of me, I looked like a self-harmer
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 16:54, archived)

my old cat I'm a
used to maul the shit out of me, I looked like a self-harmer neurgh neurgh neurgh
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 16:57, archived)

bit childish mate, I thought better of you

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 17:05, archived)

no wonder *insert name of a million ex /chatters here* left

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 17:05, archived)

bit childish mate, I thought better of you
MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BUM-BUM FROM OTHER GAY SPAZZES
( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 17:11, archived)

Benny the ball?

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 16:57, archived)

bang on
The only way my then gf was able to get me to agree to having a cat was if I could name him after Benny from Top Cat
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 17:04, archived)

My last cat was called Charlton, natch

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 17:06, archived)

My Nan's cat was called Tee Cee
There
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 17:20, archived)

Look at this bonk eyed nutter, I'd lol in his face everytime I saw it
thechive.com/2021/02/08/meet-crazy-eyes-the-worlds-best-rescue-cat-25-photos/?fbclid=IwAR2TjZS7RPHOJnxLIYQMBuiECZ9IR5GaavHjX4F5u42iYYmOt3tcuxaw5yU
(Nicki Minaj, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 17:23, archived)

awesome

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 17:27, archived)

Seems to pull a cliff richard lip curl sometimes too

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 17:32, archived)

yep, there's a reason i named my cat Azrael

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 17:09, archived)