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The afternoon
Howdy, bumhole’s, it’s the end of another classic /chat week. And what a rollercoaster ride of fun and japes it was! But it’s over now – deal with it, girlfriend. Another weekend of fuck fucking all ahead. Gonna do some biking, some hiking, some liking and some viking. Karahi chicken 2moz, smoked lamb shanks Sunday.

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(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:00, archived)
some poos, some wees

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:02, archived)
how many of each

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:04, archived)
I've just created a spreadsheet for all our forum chums to keep track of their weekend poos and wees
here
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:15, archived)
very handy
I've put my current score in, will update as and when I have any additional wees or a poo
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:18, archived)
bit concerned you haven't dun a poo yet today, u ok hun?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:29, archived)
dont worry im fine
my poos are all over the place - not literally tho lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:32, archived)
ah lol that would be messy! rofl

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:33, archived)
not to mention smelly! lmao

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:34, archived)
Cheers for this very helpful document
I have added my excretions
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:28, archived)
Cheers Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:31, archived)
The mods should permanently pin it to the popular page
This post, I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:36, archived)
cheers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:29, archived)
FUCKING FUCK ALL, THAT'S WHAT

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:03, archived)
YEAH

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:11, archived)
What's the lesbian option

(dribble, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:05, archived)
minge

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:11, archived)
Thats always the Lesbian option

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 16:33, archived)
you'd think they'd get bored of it

(dribble, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 17:28, archived)
high queef, not sure what my weekend will consist of, other than intercourse with farmyard animals obv!!11

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:11, archived)
haha, it wouldn't be the weekend without bumming a bison or two!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:12, archived)
You've got to bum a bison or two, booooooyysss

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:14, archived)
^tgbb

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:16, archived)
Got to plan my birthday party for next Friday, sort out all the invites and foooood

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:15, archived)
I'm getting a bit of afghani next week, pricey but hopefully worth it

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:19, archived)
I have silver bubble at the moment, I must say it's very nice

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:33, archived)
that gelato that I got from my shoe lad is top notch too, I can't smoke it after I've been at the wine or it spins me out

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:36, archived)
I feel a bit bad for the lad I've stopped using, he was good although lockdown, but he's weed is the same stuff for ages, my tolerance goes up and I cane it

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:41, archived)
having the same taste every time gets boring too

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:54, archived)
might spike a shrike

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:27, archived)
fondle a finch

(dribble, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:32, archived)
good idea m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:33, archived)
A lovely Valentine’s Day walk

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:34, archived)

Valentine’s D G
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(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:40, archived)
That’s later in the evening

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:42, archived)
I’ll probably do my usual stuff and keep it to myself

(Garold Huzzah!, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:53, archived)
thank you for your valuable contribution to this forum

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 13:12, archived)
The pleasure is all mine

(Garold Huzzah!, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 13:49, archived)
no, some of it is mine

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 14:06, archived)
can I have a bit?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 14:56, archived)
No

(Garold Huzzah!, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 15:53, archived)

b sh
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 16:00, archived)
as long as it's logged (lol) on the spreadsheet

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 16:04, archived)
your majesty

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 13:37, archived)
You’re majesty

(Garold Huzzah!, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 13:49, archived)
Fewer majesty

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 13:55, archived)
Hobbits. Lots of Hobbits.
Resting my legs and getting people to do things for me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 13:46, archived)