Beer time I reckon, I've fuck all else to do

(Nicki Minaj, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 14:12, archived)

You could always watch the football.

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 14:56, archived)

West Brom v man u, fuck that shit

(Nicki Minaj, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 14:59, archived)

Did you get many valentine cards?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 15:11, archived)

I'm wigfield pal, what to you think

(Nicki Minaj, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 15:12, archived)

Yeah I'm on the wine now
I'm allowed because I'm manning the smoker, dad rules apply
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 15:21, archived)

I can't get the prick up to temp, it's not even that cold ffs

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 15:25, archived)

you don't even need to strikey-g this

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 15:26, archived)

I read this back to the tune of Tina Turner's Mad Max 3 classic

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 16:06, archived)

+MMMMNEURRGH

read this back to the tune of Tina Turner's Max Max 3 classic

AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BUM-BUM FROM OTHER GAY SPAZZES
( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 18:40, archived)

-g this to have a good time
(dribble, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 18:57, archived)

It ain't warm out 2c maybe, still got snow on the grass around here

(Nicki Minaj, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 15:27, archived)

Seems a lot warmer than yesterday, even downgraded my coat choice for the park

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 15:30, archived)

The wind chill has gone, still cold temperatures

(Nicki Minaj, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 15:48, archived)

wind chill still in full effect here
bloody sea wind
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 15:53, archived)

bit early for me
if i drink in the day, i'm out for the count by 7
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 15:35, archived)

This may well be how my day ends

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 16:07, archived)

That's what I'm doing , got to be out early anyway

(Nicki Minaj, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 16:10, archived)

i fancy a kill bill double feature tonight
so i might go easy on the booze
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 16:51, archived)

Jesus

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 18:27, archived)

get your beers out for the lads

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 20:36, archived)

aye, paps oot

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 20:49, archived)