still morning but a bit later
how's Monday/the week ahead looking for you?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 10:36, archived)

got a couple of days off lol

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 10:37, archived)

I'm saving all my loliday allowance until I can actually do something with it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 10:40, archived)

Whitney Houstzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 10:40, archived)

I'm cream crackered mate, I could do with a couple of days of just farting around

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 10:43, archived)

you've just had two, pull yourself together ffs

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 10:58, archived)

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!!!!!

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 12:02, archived)

'then hang yourself in front of a window'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 12:06, archived)

On it.

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 12:08, archived)

Looks exactly the fucking same as last week

(Garold Huzzah!, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 10:49, archived)

Yeah it's a pretty stupid question eh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 10:58, archived)

Same as it ever was

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 10:53, archived)

Same as it ever was

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 10:58, archived)

Wild bruv, might get dressed at some point, maybe around Wednesday

( broadsword, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 10:59, archived)

woah there, no need to be so hasty

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 11:04, archived)

On holiday ain't I
Well, I say holiday. Exactly the same as last week, except I'm not working
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 11:07, archived)

mental mental chicken oriental m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 11:10, archived)

apologies to brb for the brazen hate speech in the above post

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 11:10, archived)

It's 'chicken eastern asian' m8

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 11:11, archived)

I'm velly solly m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 11:12, archived)

You sirry iriot

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 11:34, archived)

ah, simpler times, when mocking racial stereotypes was considered family entertainment

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 11:57, archived)

you got that right

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 11:11, archived)

Not bad
Warmed up considerably here, just enjoying quiet time with a book and a coffee
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 11:16, archived)

I'm having a fairly relaxed Monday, which has been achieved by doing a couple of hours work on Saturday and Sunday morning

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 11:27, archived)

Most strenuous thing I've done today
Is spend 10 minutes trying to remember where I left my smokes
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 11:32, archived)

Birthday Friday, woo hoo

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 11:39, archived)

zoom party YEAHHH

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 11:48, archived)

Looking forward to wave 3

(dribble, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 12:23, archived)

UPS turned up this morning, which was nice.
Customs only held it for 3 weeks. I feel like the UK seller should have made it obvious before checkout that the item was coming from holland.
(dribble, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 12:31, archived)

alright dribble

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 12:36, archived)

££

(dribble, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 12:37, archived)

UPS are being fucking crap at the moment - Yodel levels of crap

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 12:40, archived)

Crap UPS are being, mmm

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 13:13, archived)

heh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 13:41, archived)

UPS 5 Star
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 13:14, archived)

not to mention Matt Bianco

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 13:42, archived)