The old women who has sat on the seat in front of me fucking stinks, and that's with a mask on

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 14:35, archived)

Odd bit In this email, should i be suspicious
I don't trust all the Monks here in Uk after the Gay scandal. I want
you to Distribute these Funds to people that need it. I am 74yrs old
and really Blessed with fortunes. I will wait here for your Response
before I go ahead and inform my Lawyer about my intentions
(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 14:57, archived)

in fairness, I don't trust monks either

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:05, archived)

I replied to one of those, incredibly it was totally legit. There was a small outlay of $50,000 but sure enough 10 days later I received a tonsured monk.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:11, archived)

Would you like to see my tonsured monk?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:11, archived)

It might sweeten the deal, weed legal there yet

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:12, archived)

Yes. They’re talking about mushrooms now.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 17:29, archived)

maybe it's her minge that's the problem

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:06, archived)

There was certainly piss in the mix

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:07, archived)

Take the mask off, duh.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:12, archived)

That's a 6400 quid fine

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:13, archived)

Weirdly specific number, did they start at 25 and keep doubling it or something

(dribble, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 16:18, archived)

I'm not even sure how many times you need to be caught to bump up to maximum fine. 1st offence is 200 I think, but 100 if paid in 14 days

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 16:29, archived)

£100 isn't much of a punishment for someone who could have just killed several people in the carriage

(dribble, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 16:45, archived)

If mps get on trains after testing positive and fuck all happens seems harsh 100 quid to some poor cunt

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 16:52, archived)

Well it's pointless fining an MP, they'll just get one of their under secretaries to disguise it as an expense

(dribble, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 17:30, archived)

old women often smell
it's a curious combination of stale piss, celery and digestive biscuits, with a hint of cat
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 16:08, archived)

NOM

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 17:22, archived)