b3ta

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 13:22, archived)

The old women who has sat on the seat in front of me fucking stinks, and that's with a mask on

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 14:35, archived)

Odd bit In this email, should i be suspicious
I don't trust all the Monks here in Uk after the Gay scandal. I want
you to Distribute these Funds to people that need it. I am 74yrs old
and really Blessed with fortunes. I will wait here for your Response
before I go ahead and inform my Lawyer about my intentions
(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 14:57, archived)

in fairness, I don't trust monks either

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:05, archived)

I replied to one of those, incredibly it was totally legit. There was a small outlay of $50,000 but sure enough 10 days later I received a tonsured monk.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:11, archived)

Would you like to see my tonsured monk?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:11, archived)

It might sweeten the deal, weed legal there yet

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:12, archived)

Yes. They’re talking about mushrooms now.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 17:29, archived)

maybe it's her minge that's the problem

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:06, archived)

There was certainly piss in the mix

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:07, archived)

Take the mask off, duh.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:12, archived)

That's a 6400 quid fine

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:13, archived)

Weirdly specific number, did they start at 25 and keep doubling it or something

(dribble, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 16:18, archived)

I'm not even sure how many times you need to be caught to bump up to maximum fine. 1st offence is 200 I think, but 100 if paid in 14 days

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 16:29, archived)

£100 isn't much of a punishment for someone who could have just killed several people in the carriage

(dribble, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 16:45, archived)

If mps get on trains after testing positive and fuck all happens seems harsh 100 quid to some poor cunt

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 16:52, archived)

Well it's pointless fining an MP, they'll just get one of their under secretaries to disguise it as an expense

(dribble, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 17:30, archived)

old women often smell
it's a curious combination of stale piss, celery and digestive biscuits, with a hint of cat
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 16:08, archived)

NOM

( broadsword, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 17:22, archived)

yo

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 14:57, archived)

hey bro

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:06, archived)

Went for a walk, it was alright. My neighbourhood is a bit boring
My mate in Aus bought me an overdrive pedal for my birthday, which was very kind, so I've been buggering around with that. Now I'm sat down doing fuck all. #TheTHDiaries
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:28, archived)

around myself
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:33, archived)

^

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 16:14, archived)

wors3

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:08, archived)

4 r1ch3r

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:33, archived)

alright

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:09, archived)

yeah

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:17, archived)

I went outside, it was quite nice

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:16, archived)

I've just lost an hour to a tedious zoom-o with the warehouse
Now I've fallen behind and can't go to the park with the mrs :(
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:18, archived)

More like b3ak3r

( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 16:09, archived)

p3n1s+

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 17:01, archived)

Not even once

(dribble, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 16:19, archived)

not what I heard m8
they're calling you 'the internet Ike Turner'
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 17:05, archived)

right, off to pressure rob on twitter to rename this place because it trivialises domestic violence
only just recovered from his sickipedia cancelling
(dribble, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 17:24, archived)

sh1tta

( broadsword, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 17:22, archived)

I'm the midnight t1tta

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 17:52, archived)

the ladies p1tta, I get upset on internet

(dribble, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 18:10, archived)