If you can teeter on the edge of any addiction you can live a happy life

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 20:04, archived)

Yes, I feel sorry for anyone who hasn't ever been dependent on mind altering substances.
In the words of Alfred Lord Tennyson, "'tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all"
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 20:07, archived)

My favourite medical oxymoron is amphetamines. We used them to stay awake and alert for years. Then we banned them. Now the fix adhd

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 20:37, archived)

Oxymoron is fine but have you tried dihydromoron?
Because that shit is WILD, yo.
( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 22:59, archived)