yeah go on then

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 8:40, archived)

After hitting a bit of a low late last year and reaching the big fat weight of 120kg
I am now no longer officially obese by government standards, merely overweight at 100kg
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Feb 2021, 8:41, archived)

Congratulations
have a celebratory rice cracker.

Edit: that's actually quite the achievement. I've put on 2kg while staying with my cake-pushing parents for a couple of months. Hoping the lack of cake and puddings here at home will ease off the flab.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 8:45, archived)

I had an extra banana for my breakfast.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Feb 2021, 8:46, archived)

-had +inserted

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 18:00, archived)

well done
I also chubbed out a bit last year due to relentless bbqing and booze, but am back on track now
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 8:53, archived)

I can fit in my clothes again.
Its nice
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Feb 2021, 8:57, archived)

f sh
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 9:39, archived)

This is very good, well done

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 9:12, archived)

I've lost 2 stone
Due to the fact that I don't tend to buy snacks, but my parent's house is full of them
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 9:19, archived)

Are you now an obese man trapped in a fat man's body?

( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 10:22, archived)

This is the 999 call recording I've always wanted to hear

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 10:34, archived)