Hello friends
Another lovely day out there. Hope you're well.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Feb 2021, 7:20, archived)

Hi, I am well , hope this message finds you well ?

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 7:27, archived)

I'm in to work today, but I'm also waiting on the parts for the job i've come in to do
So, now we just sit around and hope the delivery comes early.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Feb 2021, 7:46, archived)

I dont get to finish till 2pm on Wednesdays , its outrageous

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 7:55, archived)

i'll down tools around 3 i reckon.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Feb 2021, 8:24, archived)

Hello windy pig, I’m really looking forward to the opportunity to post #funnystories on #b3ta #internet #web

(Garold Huzzah!, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 7:34, archived)

you telling a funny story would be a first

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Feb 2021, 7:46, archived)

a first what?

(Garold Huzzah!, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 8:30, archived)

It feels like spring is springing
that makes me happier
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 7:53, archived)

yeah, daffodils are out, distinctly warmer. lovely

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Feb 2021, 8:02, archived)

it'll be freezing again soon enough, best enjoy it whilst you can

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 8:38, archived)

hullo wind-o

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 7:59, archived)

I'm at work, feels nice to be out of the house

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Feb 2021, 8:02, archived)

Good morning Mr Pig.
Mustn't grumble.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 8:06, archived)

guten morgen

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Feb 2021, 8:23, archived)

morning

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 8:13, archived)

ha, what an excellent comedy name for the morning thread
huzzah
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Feb 2021, 8:23, archived)

'comedy' name

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 8:45, archived)

‘Wanker’

(Garold Huzzah!, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 9:31, archived)

Huzzah!

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 9:34, archived)

Good morning Windy
Good morning everybody
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 8:33, archived)

Everyone seems quite chipper today

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 8:51, archived)

I was feeling proper poorly yesterday
And much better today. So yes, things are looking up!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 9:00, archived)

look up *this*, m8
*points at bumhole*
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 9:06, archived)

*grabs torch*
*spurlunks*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 9:09, archived)

Hmm...this wasn't 'strikey-g'd'

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 10:16, archived)

I think you already went too far, m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 10:55, archived)

I'm not apologising for who I am

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 11:04, archived)

oh man, I LOVED Super Size Me.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 13:50, archived)

I soldiered on with the rest of that show.
You were right it was excellent if not frustrating at times. I'll give it 8.5 pigs out of a possible 12.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Feb 2021, 9:05, archived)

I watched a programme about Queen Latifah's 'Ladies First'
Monie Love is still looking great
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 9:07, archived)

Lil' Kim has ruined her looks :'(

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 9:13, archived)

Cool
Yeah, we finished it last night. Might start that White House Farm one tonight
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 9:08, archived)

Morning windy fuck yeah Wednesday

( broadsword, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 9:12, archived)

Morning WP, I have hurt my back so I can’t run
which makes me sad, any tips for cheering up? Voluntary euthanasia is an option
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 9:28, archived)

What are you running from, Cheers?
Because it seems to me, you're running from your feelings, yeah? Instead of running away, why not walk towards? Confront, rather than retreat, yeah?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 9:40, archived)

It’s like you’ve opened a window into my soul, yeah?

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 9:52, archived)

Just see me as the doorman, Cheers
You're the one with the keys, yeah?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 10:16, archived)