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Yeah, he winds me right up

(, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 12:48, archived)
He has issues.
I saw some programme where he spoke about how his mum died when he was a kid and the closest his dad got to emotional was giving him a packet of chomps or something. Each time he does a recipe I expect him to say something like "this feta and chicory salad is something I invented while the vet put down my puppy when I was 11, I find my tears of grief add just the right amount of saltiness to the dressing. You could use the juice from a jar of olives."
(, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 12:52, archived)
he's definitely fixated on sweets as some kind of childhood comfort issue thing, no question

(, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 13:05, archived)
There's a bit in his autobiography where he sees his dad wanking in the greenhouse.
He's too young at that point to know what wanking is, but the weirdest part, I thought, is the dad's extremely unconventional choice of wanking venue.
(, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:19, archived)
Brownsville Station/Motley Crue'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:40, archived)