It's for when you want to do skipping as cardio but your ceilings are too low

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 17:03, archived)

No back yard?
If you're in a flat, downstairs will love you
(dribble, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 17:05, archived)

I'm in a house so no worries there
and I do have a back yard, but next door's kids never f'ing shut up so I'd rather the peace and quiet
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 17:07, archived)

oh, you mean the no-trip spastic special?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 17:06, archived)

that's the one

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 17:07, archived)

turtle power!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 Apr 2021, 17:10, archived)