morning

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 8:11, archived)

I dreamt that I still hadn't finished my degree, and that for some reason I was in a maths class in Winchester College as part of it
Billy Nighy was the teacher, and he announced Boris Johnson had resigned at the start of the class. I had no paper or pens and didn't understand the lesson.

How about THAT?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 8:13, archived)

What that means is that I fancy my mum and want to kill my dad.
The clues are all there
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 8:14, archived)

+i

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 8:16, archived)

this took me far too long
(as I didn't say to your nan last night)
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 8:24, archived)

I read that thing about BoJo's phone number on Pop Bitch yesterday
he really is thick as pig shit isn't he?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 8:34, archived)

it would seem so eh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 9:38, archived)