don't listen to gary
go there tonight, get off your fucking nut and get thrown out for doing sniff off the table - it's called 'tough love', she'll thank you in the long run.

you're welcome
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 9:37, archived)

if I worked in a pub and my dad came in, I'd card him for a laugh

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 9:39, archived)

when I last visited my dad in the US, we went for a pint at the airport
They ID'd us - combined age of 110+

stupid pricks
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 9:42, archived)

'murica!

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 9:52, archived)

I loved it when my dad worked in the pub
I used to go in when I was skint and get free drinks
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 10:13, archived)

Lol theft

(dribble, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 15:07, archived)