I reckon they're all dead, and have been all along.
Never watched an episode, soz.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 2 May 2021, 17:21, archived)

wot u upto then?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 2 May 2021, 17:25, archived)

I had a long shower and scrubbed my feet.
Might take the dremel to them tomorrow.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 2 May 2021, 22:19, archived)

stumpy mcstumplegs

(dribble, Sun 2 May 2021, 22:52, archived)

I'm only talking exfoliation. not surgery.
I'm talking about one of these: www.dremel.com.sg/sg/pmdbmedia/d/obj/97016/lobtype/LORES_PNG_RGB/800x415@0/png800x415.png

With that specific attachment.

Sure you could pay to go to a pedicurist and they would use a different brand of abrasive spinning thing that's probably white coloured to make you think it's not just a powertool. Or for the same money you could buy a dremel and feel like a real man.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 3 May 2021, 14:18, archived)