Final Line Of Duty tonight, are you excited?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 2 May 2021, 16:47, archived)

outside enjoying your bank holiday eh?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 2 May 2021, 17:06, archived)

pub wankers

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 2 May 2021, 17:07, archived)

I reckon they're all dead, and have been all along.
Never watched an episode, soz.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 2 May 2021, 17:21, archived)

wot u upto then?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 2 May 2021, 17:25, archived)

I had a long shower and scrubbed my feet.
Might take the dremel to them tomorrow.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 2 May 2021, 22:19, archived)

stumpy mcstumplegs

(dribble, Sun 2 May 2021, 22:52, archived)

I'm only talking exfoliation. not surgery.
I'm talking about one of these: www.dremel.com.sg/sg/pmdbmedia/d/obj/97016/lobtype/LORES_PNG_RGB/800x415@0/png800x415.png

With that specific attachment.

Sure you could pay to go to a pedicurist and they would use a different brand of abrasive spinning thing that's probably white coloured to make you think it's not just a powertool. Or for the same money you could buy a dremel and feel like a real man.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 3 May 2021, 14:18, archived)

not particularly

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 May 2021, 17:22, archived)

Doing anything interesting?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 2 May 2021, 17:26, archived)

mostly resting
knee is in agony, not helped by the fact that i whacked it while sleepwalking last night. had to take the day off work today, so that's just over £100 down the drain. damn thing better recover by tuesday.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 May 2021, 18:08, archived)

I had two wanks yesterday and I'm not taking a day off.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 3 May 2021, 14:19, archived)

do people still watch tv?

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Sun 2 May 2021, 17:23, archived)

Occasionally*


*18 hours a day
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 2 May 2021, 17:27, archived)

are you bedridden?

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Sun 2 May 2021, 19:16, archived)

ed o dde +g
( broadsword, Mon 3 May 2021, 9:08, archived)

I dont know what Final Line Of Duty is, soz

( mongychops, Sun 2 May 2021, 17:40, archived)

MW4 confirmed

(dribble, Sun 2 May 2021, 18:00, archived)

I hope it's better than Half-Life 3.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 May 2021, 21:49, archived)

I don’t even own a Line of Duty

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 May 2021, 18:13, archived)

The butler did it.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sun 2 May 2021, 18:26, archived)

Batman will be furious

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 2 May 2021, 20:23, archived)

Classic planearm

( broadsword, Mon 3 May 2021, 8:10, archived)