Doing anything interesting?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 2 May 2021, 17:26, archived)

mostly resting
knee is in agony, not helped by the fact that i whacked it while sleepwalking last night. had to take the day off work today, so that's just over £100 down the drain. damn thing better recover by tuesday.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 May 2021, 18:08, archived)

I had two wanks yesterday and I'm not taking a day off.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 3 May 2021, 14:19, archived)