Funnily enough, my flatmate at the time said the same.
Alright Colin.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 6 May 2021, 13:29, archived)

no real names mate, come on

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 6 May 2021, 13:31, archived)

ps was he also a deeply unfunny, embarrassing wanker?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 6 May 2021, 13:32, archived)

As well as me, you mean?
Yes.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 6 May 2021, 14:09, archived)

I WAS CALLING MYSELF A DEEPLY UNFUNNY, EMBARRASSING WANKER!!!!!!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 6 May 2021, 14:22, archived)