Well I was going to go out for a walk but now it's raining
Thanks, racists
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 May 2021, 12:38, archived)

I reckon Sadiq Khan is going to walk it in today's London mayor vote
The conservative lad seems like a right spanner and the lib dem woman has a really annoying voice.

Of course I'll be voting for 'Count Binface' because I'm a lolwaki jedi-on-the-census shitcock who should be gassed like a badger
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 May 2021, 12:41, archived)

all I want is for Laurence Fox to lose by the largest margin possible, because he is an absolute cock-end

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 6 May 2021, 12:44, archived)

his family must be so embarrassed by him

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 May 2021, 12:58, archived)

Dozer, you mean

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 6 May 2021, 12:59, archived)

between him and Chris Evans, Billie Piper has got some properly shit taste in men

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 6 May 2021, 13:03, archived)

Eccleston, you mean

(dribble, Thu 6 May 2021, 13:11, archived)

Her fictional boyfriends are OK, I think.
Noel Clarke is such a dreamboat.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 May 2021, 13:30, archived)

My other half's idiot step-brother
announced the other day that his priorities were a) Scottish independence; and b) "I wanted out of the EU" so therefore he won't vote SNP because they want to take us straight back into Europe. He's going to vote Green on both papers.

Being a No/Remainer, I didn't particularly want to engage him in a long political discussion, so I didn't point out that the Scottish Greens are even more Europhilic than the SNP.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 May 2021, 12:45, archived)

I mind back when there was the devolution vote in the late 90s and the various campaigns were running
I was always a bit miffed that there wasn't a campaign for 'no/yes'.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 6 May 2021, 12:59, archived)

Funnily enough, my flatmate at the time said the same.
Alright Colin.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 May 2021, 13:29, archived)

no real names mate, come on

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 6 May 2021, 13:31, archived)

ps was he also a deeply unfunny, embarrassing wanker?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 6 May 2021, 13:32, archived)

As well as me, you mean?
Yes.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 May 2021, 14:09, archived)

I WAS CALLING MYSELF A DEEPLY UNFUNNY, EMBARRASSING WANKER!!!!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 6 May 2021, 14:22, archived)

Greens are in favour of rejoining the EU though, aren't they?
At least they are in England, I assume the Scottish party is the same.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 6 May 2021, 13:37, archived)

Duh, just read the rest of your post.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 6 May 2021, 13:37, archived)

I hope he does too, but only after he's cast his vote.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 May 2021, 14:13, archived)

your welcome m8, your welcome

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 6 May 2021, 12:58, archived)

if I were elligible, I'd vote for all Europeans to have to wear a kilt
#freemybollocks
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 6 May 2021, 13:16, archived)

FREEDONG

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 May 2021, 14:09, archived)