I am counting down the days until I can go out for a sit-down curry at my favourite spot in Whitechapel
I am going to gorge myself like a Roman emperor, I've had my order planned out for months
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 May 2021, 17:29, archived)

Have you checked if you're off on 17th May?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 6 May 2021, 17:53, archived)

Sadly not, it's a Monday, I'll give them a few days to settle down then go down and eat all their stock

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 May 2021, 18:50, archived)