WANKSHIT
Not really, how are you? I'm bored as shit, I've 100-odd new product descriptions to write and I really cannot be fucking arsed. Cumberland snags and mash for dinner, bonza
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 May 2021, 17:10, archived)

Have restaurant peas with that

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 May 2021, 17:17, archived)

got any nice new whiskeys lately?
I'm not really in the market to spend much right now but a man can dream
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 May 2021, 17:20, archived)

I haven’t been very adventurous lately, mainly been drinking High West American Prairie bourbon
I do have some Tomatin 12yo single malt finished in bourbon and sherry casks. It’s really nice but it’s a lot lower in flavor and alcohol than I’m used to, all a bit too delicate, although I’m starting to get used to it now. I wouldn’t get it again though, nothing really wrong with it, it’s just not my sort of thing.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 May 2021, 20:18, archived)

I thought you’d ask me what restaurant peas are

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 May 2021, 20:25, archived)

What are restaurant peas?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 6 May 2021, 21:44, archived)

DON’T FUCKING PATRONIZE ME

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 May 2021, 22:54, archived)

I feel like you're giving me mixed signals.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 6 May 2021, 23:22, archived)

BRAW
(dribble, Thu 6 May 2021, 22:22, archived)

I remember when Space Raiders were a big triangle. And they were 10p. And all this was fields.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 6 May 2021, 23:19, archived)

Need a bit of fishing in my life, getting a bit so so

( mongychops, Thu 6 May 2021, 17:26, archived)

I am counting down the days until I can go out for a sit-down curry at my favourite spot in Whitechapel
I am going to gorge myself like a Roman emperor, I've had my order planned out for months
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 May 2021, 17:29, archived)

Have you checked if you're off on 17th May?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 6 May 2021, 17:53, archived)

Sadly not, it's a Monday, I'll give them a few days to settle down then go down and eat all their stock

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 May 2021, 18:50, archived)

Enjoying the first of 2 days off
Gonna go to HMV tomorrow, couple of albums I want
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 6 May 2021, 19:12, archived)

I hope you mean vinyl, not cd
cassette if you are cool
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 6 May 2021, 19:23, archived)

8-track is what the kool kidz listen to these days, grandpa.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 6 May 2021, 19:29, archived)

Wax cylinders for the hipsters

(dribble, Thu 6 May 2021, 19:38, archived)

Actually I just read the score and hum the tune to myself.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 6 May 2021, 20:13, archived)

Is that a 'barrel organ' in your pocket

(dribble, Thu 6 May 2021, 20:34, archived)

Trust me, you've not heard music
till you've heard it on Tefifon
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBNTAmLRmUg
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 May 2021, 10:36, archived)

I have a cat. I will not risk vinyl.
And records won't fit in the DVD player
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 6 May 2021, 20:18, archived)

You could teach it to scratch

(dribble, Thu 6 May 2021, 20:30, archived)

Clickin dis

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 May 2021, 22:55, archived)

Might make this into a /board post

(dribble, Fri 7 May 2021, 8:38, archived)