Oh, thank fuck!
Not pregnant!
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 14 May 2021, 17:01, archived)

me neither, great innit!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 May 2021, 17:11, archived)

Quickest 9 months and birth ever

(dribble, Fri 14 May 2021, 17:43, archived)

I peed on a stick

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 14 May 2021, 17:54, archived)

Matt murdock filmed it

(dribble, Fri 14 May 2021, 18:00, archived)

Trump denied it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 May 2021, 3:14, archived)