POW! In your face with another new thread!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 May 2021, 11:03, archived)

Please try to grow up. You lot act like stupid kids.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 May 2021, 11:07, archived)

Please try to grow up. You lot act like stupid kids. mgggnnngnnng I'm a gay spaz who likes it up the bumbum from other gay spazes
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 May 2021, 11:12, archived)

Yes. Yes, you are.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 May 2021, 12:44, archived)

Back once again for the renegade Queefster

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 14 May 2021, 11:12, archived)

hiyas

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 14 May 2021, 11:14, archived)

Just been to the dentists
the hygienist fella scraped away two years of plaque, moving my head is now a much easier experience.

The dentist lady who checked me teeth said I clearly didn't have a high-sugar diet. Nice lady.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 May 2021, 11:14, archived)

Huzzah!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 14 May 2021, 11:17, archived)

you said it!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 May 2021, 11:22, archived)

hang on a minute
you had so much plaque that it prevented you moving your head?
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 14 May 2021, 11:19, archived)

No, I'm just very sensitive
and the removal of a few micrograms of material from my teeth have improved the balance of my head.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 May 2021, 11:22, archived)

got you

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 14 May 2021, 11:30, archived)

Your teeth are coated in LSD?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 May 2021, 13:28, archived)

Um... yes? No. I don't know.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 May 2021, 13:49, archived)

Only think I can think of that could affect the state of your head at the level of micrograms.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 May 2021, 15:08, archived)

I should really go to the dentist too, but they are up near my office and that's fucking miles away

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 May 2021, 11:24, archived)

I can't believe nobody's done the obvious strikethrough yet.

pla spun
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 May 2021, 11:32, archived)

Sigue Sigue Spunquenik

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 14 May 2021, 11:38, archived)

Daft Spunque

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 May 2021, 12:29, archived)

Johnny Hates Jizz

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 May 2021, 13:50, archived)

Cum-41

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 May 2021, 13:54, archived)

Jebbie Harry

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 May 2021, 14:11, archived)

The Small Facials

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 May 2021, 14:17, archived)

DJ Cash Moneyshot

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 14 May 2021, 14:50, archived)

Cream(pie)

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 May 2021, 15:10, archived)

Thelonious Spunk

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 May 2021, 17:48, archived)

Johnny Hates Jizz

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 May 2021, 18:17, archived)

Cum-41

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 May 2021, 18:18, archived)

Jebbie Harry

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 May 2021, 18:21, archived)

The Small Facials

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 May 2021, 18:23, archived)

we've let ourselves down badly here :(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 May 2021, 11:39, archived)

That's not the half of it
scraped away shot
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 May 2021, 11:50, archived)

oh my

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 May 2021, 11:54, archived)

Lost a filling months ago
Waiting for the tooth to snap, as it's pretty much just the from left. I'll need a crown then, gonna get a gold one
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 14 May 2021, 12:09, archived)

you, when this happens
www.artandobject.com/sites/default/files/styles/gallery_item/public/10395-barron-claiborne-notorious-big-kony-king-new-york-edited.jpg
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 May 2021, 12:13, archived)

I'll turn into a middle aged black man?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 14 May 2021, 12:47, archived)

Is that how they are made?
for real?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 May 2021, 12:51, archived)

I don't think so

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 14 May 2021, 12:53, archived)

he died aged 24

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 May 2021, 13:11, archived)

They look like 24 hard years
s'all aaaah'm sayin'
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 May 2021, 13:18, archived)

he wasn't known for his love of wheatgrass smoothies

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 14 May 2021, 13:26, archived)

tooth Labour Party
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 May 2021, 12:30, archived)

shouldn't be long now

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 14 May 2021, 12:33, archived)

Sad but true

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 14 May 2021, 12:46, archived)

Oh, thank fuck!
Not pregnant!
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 14 May 2021, 17:01, archived)

me neither, great innit!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 May 2021, 17:11, archived)

Quickest 9 months and birth ever

(dribble, Fri 14 May 2021, 17:43, archived)

I peed on a stick

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 14 May 2021, 17:54, archived)

Matt murdock filmed it

(dribble, Fri 14 May 2021, 18:00, archived)

Trump denied it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 May 2021, 3:14, archived)

Lol, buck house have decided they're no longer going to dignify with a reply hewitt jr's constant clamouring for attention

(dribble, Fri 14 May 2021, 11:45, archived)

excuse me, I think you mean DESIRE FOR A PRIVATE LIFE AWAY FROM THE SPOTLIGHT

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 May 2021, 11:57, archived)

LET'S HIDE HERE... ON OPRAH'S TV SHOW

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 May 2021, 13:05, archived)

Bet that was an interesting meeting with the bank to discuss their new business model

(dribble, Fri 14 May 2021, 14:02, archived)

2/7 monkey spunk

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 May 2021, 11:58, archived)

I got just one
fucking hell
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 May 2021, 12:53, archived)

2/7 I hope you go blind

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 14 May 2021, 13:07, archived)

I hope you find peace

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 May 2021, 15:21, archived)

+ restaurant

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 14 May 2021, 16:18, archived)

and carrots

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 May 2021, 17:17, archived)

polite way of saying 'I hope you die very, very soon'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 May 2021, 17:52, archived)

1/7, Sour Diesel shatter

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 May 2021, 13:07, archived)

What a load of old wank

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 May 2021, 14:11, archived)

innit doe

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 May 2021, 14:33, archived)

b3ta, you mean

(dribble, Fri 14 May 2021, 14:44, archived)

Well....yes
What else would I have meant?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 May 2021, 15:15, archived)

This thread in particular

(dribble, Fri 14 May 2021, 15:50, archived)

Oh

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 May 2021, 16:04, archived)

Just got the text for my 2nd vaccine next Thursday

( mongychops, Fri 14 May 2021, 17:03, archived)

thought they'd have done you in the first round gramps

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 14 May 2021, 17:04, archived)

Oh suddenly she has an opinions

( mongychops, Fri 14 May 2021, 17:20, archived)

Fyi miss is working in a juicer and is 18

( mongychops, Fri 14 May 2021, 17:29, archived)

staff discount?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 14 May 2021, 17:37, archived)

Probably, too fancy for me , looks foreign, zingaras or saink

( mongychops, Fri 14 May 2021, 17:38, archived)

paint your trotters and get up there, might do a smashing long island

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 14 May 2021, 17:48, archived)

menu looks alright

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 May 2021, 17:51, archived)

It probably is, bit of a young crowd for me

( mongychops, Fri 14 May 2021, 18:08, archived)

Just glare at them, they’ll fuck off soon enough

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 May 2021, 3:35, archived)

isn't that on cbeebies?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 May 2021, 18:44, archived)

that's great, nice one
17th June for me but I keep checking back on the NHS site to see if I can move it forward, before all those Bolton pricks nab all the stock
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 May 2021, 17:10, archived)

Just under 8 weeks between the 2 for me

( mongychops, Fri 14 May 2021, 17:24, archived)

fantastic
that did seem to have come around quickly
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 May 2021, 17:49, archived)

Think old bojo is banging on about 2nd jabs now,

( mongychops, Fri 14 May 2021, 17:51, archived)

strikey an intern

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 May 2021, 18:19, archived)