Tom Bombadil
the book just didn't mention him because Tom is already the oldest and fatherless. also, he wears a blue jacket and his boots are yellow. fuck yeah!
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 15 May 2021, 10:08, archived)

Good lateral thinking there.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 May 2021, 10:20, archived)

Bright blue, his jacket is.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 May 2021, 17:34, archived)

Hey nonny nonny!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 May 2021, 18:00, archived)

Brace himself

(dribble, Sat 15 May 2021, 22:24, archived)