Morning.
Alt.: favourite minor character from The Silmarillion? I'd have to say Ecthelion of the Fountain.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 May 2021, 9:49, archived)

Tom Bombadil
the book just didn't mention him because Tom is already the oldest and fatherless. also, he wears a blue jacket and his boots are yellow. fuck yeah!
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 15 May 2021, 10:08, archived)

Good lateral thinking there.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 May 2021, 10:20, archived)

Bright blue, his jacket is.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 May 2021, 17:34, archived)

Hey nonny nonny!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 May 2021, 18:00, archived)

Brace himself

(dribble, Sat 15 May 2021, 22:24, archived)

Although Telchar of Nogrod is a close second.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 May 2021, 10:20, archived)

morning
alt: dunno, ask Stephen Colbert
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 15 May 2021, 10:25, archived)

Jambalor steward of Grimbleflad. Bane of Wackanackanoo.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 15 May 2021, 10:55, archived)

*brb racism klaxon*

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 15 May 2021, 11:04, archived)

What did I do?! That thing goes off for everything.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 15 May 2021, 11:13, archived)

it's like the lunk alarm at Planet Fitness

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 15 May 2021, 11:20, archived)

MC Jizzy Kecks

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 15 May 2021, 11:06, archived)

MCheers Cheersy Cheers, you mean

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 15 May 2021, 11:57, archived)

Homre Silmarillion

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 15 May 2021, 12:36, archived)

the lead singer, Fish

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 May 2021, 12:47, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8301652
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 15 May 2021, 13:10, archived)

heh
'Nobody' gets two thumbs up from me, it was brilliant

some really snappy direction, which is always nice to see
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 15 May 2021, 13:17, archived)

I was going to say "I likes Fish lol" but Boyce beat me to it
So I'm going to go and have a swastika tattooed on my head, and then pwn noobs by saying "actually, it's a hindu peace symbol, yeah?" instead
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 15 May 2021, 13:31, archived)

That sexy elf fella

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 15 May 2021, 14:00, archived)

Stupid sexy Feänor!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 May 2021, 14:14, archived)

Supermatt, you mean

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 15 May 2021, 14:15, archived)

"You look like the internet made flesh"

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 May 2021, 14:17, archived)

Best. Flounce. Ever.

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 15 May 2021, 14:23, archived)

Every now and then I think about it and smile.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 May 2021, 14:25, archived)

Alright ‘Bonnie Tyler’

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 15 May 2021, 14:27, archived)

I’d like to know more about this. I remember Supermatt.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 May 2021, 22:26, archived)

Obviously Thranduil.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 15 May 2021, 14:13, archived)

He's such a bellend in The Hobbit.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 May 2021, 14:18, archived)

He's the one who started the war because one elf sang out of tune, right?
If not, whoever that is is my favourite.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 15 May 2021, 14:35, archived)

Don't remember that bit.
He locks the dwarves up for trespassing.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 May 2021, 14:48, archived)

Ecthelion of the Fountain

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 May 2021, 17:32, archived)

Great minds think alike, eh?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 May 2021, 18:01, archived)

What are the chances?
I almost said Telchar of Nogrod.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 May 2021, 22:25, archived)

You nerd twat

( mongychops, Sat 15 May 2021, 17:46, archived)

Alright mongs.
Guilty as charged.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 May 2021, 18:01, archived)

I think as a kid I had a copy of it. All of the books are not for me, or the films. I believe the author was a terrible cunt too. There

( mongychops, Sat 15 May 2021, 18:42, archived)

I've never read it.
I've read The Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings, but never felt the need to go any further into Middle Earth. Is it worth it?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 15 May 2021, 19:15, archived)

I enjoyed it.
I think its reputation as very hard to read is greatly exaggerated.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 May 2021, 20:35, archived)

So it’s moderately hard to read?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 May 2021, 22:27, archived)

Well it's somewhat more challenging than Harry Potter, but it's not, you know Gravity's Rainbow.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 May 2021, 22:49, archived)

So, like, Harry Potter and the Rainbow of Gravity?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 May 2021, 23:07, archived)

Gurthang, sword of Túrin Turambar
I read the Sillmarillion recently, and it has a talking sword (Gurthang) not disappointed!
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 15 May 2021, 19:59, archived)

Good choice.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 May 2021, 20:16, archived)