sad day
our kettle's died. How's your morning?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 May 2021, 8:15, archived)

rip kettle
the guy from the water's just come round to read the meter and he was a thoroughly nice man
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 20 May 2021, 8:23, archived)

Rip Kettle would be a good name for a suspiciously right-wing action hero.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 20 May 2021, 8:25, archived)

morning, pretty good, I've got a working kettle and I'm gonna use it

( broadsword, Thu 20 May 2021, 8:24, archived)

Well, luckily for us I'd already made a huge mug of tea
and a caffittiere full of coffee so we're okay
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 May 2021, 8:45, archived)