rip kettle
the guy from the water's just come round to read the meter and he was a thoroughly nice man
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 20 May 2021, 8:23, archived)

Rip Kettle would be a good name for a suspiciously right-wing action hero.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 20 May 2021, 8:25, archived)