"Influencers"

(dribble, Wed 26 May 2021, 16:57, archived)

I get them contacting me at work all the time, asking for free shit, I of course tell them to fuck off
It used to be TV programmes asking for stuff, they would claim having your firm's name whizzing by in the end credits was good for your business ffs, as if anyone watches the credits or would give a fucking shit even if they did
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 May 2021, 17:06, archived)

this is the trick to get 'influencers' to fuck off:
'buy it at full price and I'll give you a voucher code to publicise to your '10 billion followers' - if it's used 50 times in the next three months I'll issue you with a full refund'

then they stop emailing
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 May 2021, 17:09, archived)

Scroungers hate him!

(dribble, Wed 26 May 2021, 17:46, archived)