Cummings throwing Hancock under the bus
Who would you like to throw under the bus?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 26 May 2021, 16:10, archived)

al-Assad

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 26 May 2021, 16:19, archived)

Brexit

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 May 2021, 16:27, archived)

mings throwing Han
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 26 May 2021, 16:31, archived)

Reg Varney

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 May 2021, 16:35, archived)

watching them all tear each other to shreds in public is very satisfying
cunts, the lot of them
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 26 May 2021, 16:39, archived)

Rosa Parks
WEEEOOOO! WEEEOOOO!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 May 2021, 16:40, archived)

THAT BITCH

(dribble, Wed 26 May 2021, 16:41, archived)

!!!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 May 2021, 0:43, archived)

Clement Attlee

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 May 2021, 16:42, archived)

immigrants

(Baggenfork, Wed 26 May 2021, 16:48, archived)

Percy Thrower
see how *he* likes it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 May 2021, 16:50, archived)

"Influencers"

(dribble, Wed 26 May 2021, 16:57, archived)

I get them contacting me at work all the time, asking for free shit, I of course tell them to fuck off
It used to be TV programmes asking for stuff, they would claim having your firm's name whizzing by in the end credits was good for your business ffs, as if anyone watches the credits or would give a fucking shit even if they did
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 May 2021, 17:06, archived)

this is the trick to get 'influencers' to fuck off:
'buy it at full price and I'll give you a voucher code to publicise to your '10 billion followers' - if it's used 50 times in the next three months I'll issue you with a full refund'

then they stop emailing
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 May 2021, 17:09, archived)

Scroungers hate him!

(dribble, Wed 26 May 2021, 17:46, archived)

The 'ole bloody lot of 'em, pardon my French!
Lol
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 May 2021, 17:05, archived)

no way, you can't say that on the internet!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 May 2021, 17:10, archived)

No, but I can say it on the web, and that's all that matters

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 May 2021, 17:27, archived)

can you say it on the information superhighway though?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 May 2021, 17:39, archived)

I bet you fucking can't

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 May 2021, 17:40, archived)

Wow. Turns out I can't
How about that
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 May 2021, 18:46, archived)

Cancelled

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 May 2021, 17:15, archived)

Popular beat combo ‘Throwing Muses’

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 May 2021, 17:16, archived)

WILLYWIPES

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 26 May 2021, 17:22, archived)

Fuck you, mods!!!!!!!1111!!!

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 26 May 2021, 17:24, archived)

The entire Conservative party

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 26 May 2021, 17:54, archived)

Democratic Will Of The People

(dribble, Wed 26 May 2021, 18:11, archived)

+y

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 May 2021, 18:13, archived)

+wipes

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 26 May 2021, 18:14, archived)

I'm proper gonna fuck you up if you keep coming after me.

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 26 May 2021, 19:42, archived)

willy + wipes, maybe yours will catch on

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 26 May 2021, 19:44, archived)

"I could shoot someone and I wouldn't lose any voters" - Britain Trump

(dribble, Wed 26 May 2021, 18:15, archived)

Trannies
WHAT'S WRONG WITH EMBRACING THE GENITALS YOU WERE BORN WITH, EH?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 May 2021, 21:54, archived)

alt: planearm
/change my mind
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 May 2021, 21:55, archived)

Reminds me of this
i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/344/006/0cb.jpg
(dribble, Wed 26 May 2021, 22:10, archived)

Let's start with ne'er-do-wells

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 May 2021, 0:44, archived)