Ooh ooh (Mr Peevly) I've remembered one
I have posted this upwards of 10 times easily, but I once got put through to a call centre operative who, in full on 'comedy Indian' accent, announced 'hello my name is Steve Davis'

I made me 'do a lol' as we say on 'teh interwebs'.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 17:36, archived)

I nearly said 'call centre monkey' but in this context I realised that 'be right back' poster would most likely hunt me down and kill me so I didnae

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 17:37, archived)

I think it's alright to talk about apes, just so long as you don't suggest they might have appeared in an old tea advert

(dribble, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 21:47, archived)

pot, (kettle), black

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 17:44, archived)