*offers regular column in The Spectator*

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 10 Jun 2021, 16:26, archived)

*accepts*

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Jun 2021, 16:31, archived)

I’ve got a regular column right here
*points at Queef’s new employment contract*
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 10 Jun 2021, 16:39, archived)