Yeah, that doesn't make sense
"If Worzel Gummidge owned a chain of shitty pubs" would be more apt
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 15:03, archived)

i would have thought old Gummidge was more in to speed as well

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Jun 2021, 15:08, archived)

Well there's no way he's a smoker
Far too dangerous
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 15:08, archived)

lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 15:40, archived)

He's actually immortal and impervious to harm

(dribble, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 15:42, archived)

lol pervi

(dribble, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 15:43, archived)