morning
I'm trying to even out the stripes of tanned skin and pasty white skin across my fat belly
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 11:20, archived)

I'm having real problems believing that you have a fat belly m8, you're a streak of piss

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 12:13, archived)

I've done a lot of eating and drinking throughout covid
An unfortunate side effect of the condition of being a streak of piss is that any weight gain only appears on the belly, resulting in the classic 'snake that has swallowed an egg' look
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 12:46, archived)