we've just had a massive shoe rack delivered which I've already fucked up by removing all parts from their bags
I didn't notice that each polythene bag was actually numbered and now we've no idea what goes where as they all look the fucking same*. I'm now in the shit with my wife and have been banished to the loft. Sadly this is the closest I'm going to get to racking shoe this weekend due to advanced penury.

lol penury

*brb alert
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 12:08, archived)

have you consiered being less of a wanker?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Jun 2021, 12:09, archived)

briefly, but I decided in the end that it just wasn't 'me', yeah?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 12:12, archived)

Basically I am *such* a smeg-head that a half-blind cancer patient is preferable to me for manual domestic tasks

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 12:17, archived)

i'm not sure any of us are particularly surprised

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Jun 2021, 12:36, archived)