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afternoon knoblet's, Queef Richard's here with a beautifully-proportioned afternoon thread
Conveniently situated in a highly sought after area of b3ta, with great transport links to /FAQ and /calendar. Perfect for the young family or first-time autist. The Magic Donkey has already had a LOT of interest, so asking price* posts or above are recommended.


*50p
(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 12:05, archived)
we've just had a massive shoe rack delivered which I've already fucked up by removing all parts from their bags
I didn't notice that each polythene bag was actually numbered and now we've no idea what goes where as they all look the fucking same*. I'm now in the shit with my wife and have been banished to the loft. Sadly this is the closest I'm going to get to racking shoe this weekend due to advanced penury.

lol penury

*brb alert
(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 12:08, archived)
have you consiered being less of a wanker?

(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 12:09, archived)
briefly, but I decided in the end that it just wasn't 'me', yeah?

(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 12:12, archived)
Basically I am *such* a smeg-head that a half-blind cancer patient is preferable to me for manual domestic tasks

(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 12:17, archived)
i'm not sure any of us are particularly surprised

(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 12:36, archived)
lol, ham

(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 12:09, archived)
ham lol

(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 12:09, archived)
top kek

(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 13:47, archived)