I remember b3ta user 'riverghost' telling me that Dave Grohl was his cousin.
I'm sure it's true, he would have no reason to tell lies on the internet.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 11:43, archived)

You’re just pretending not to be impressed that riverghost could make up any cool cousin he wanted.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 19:13, archived)