Being fair
I do enjoy stupid action movies with HOOJ soundtracks and 'splosions. Atomic Blonde was well worth seeing on the big screen, but not enough to put up with the general public.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 9:12, archived)

just be rich enough to have an actual cinema at home
easy
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 9:16, archived)

why would I want something as nouveau riche as a "home cinema"
urgh
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 9:44, archived)

you can buy a big screen and a big soundsytem
unless you live in some horrid flat or terraced house where the noise would upset the neighbours
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 21 Jun 2021, 9:16, archived)

I live in London
we do things differently here.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 9:31, archived)

project your film onto the Houses of Parliament and watch it from your window
like a proper Londoner
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 9:33, archived)

gail porter's arse

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 21 Jun 2021, 9:36, archived)

b3ta.com/board/10131998
(dribble, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 10:59, archived)

What a horrible bullying cunt, I'm glad he died

(dribble, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 10:59, archived)

I wonder if Vorderman's arse would fit on the Palace of Westminster

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 21 Jun 2021, 11:07, archived)

It'd need a whole new House to it is self

(dribble, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 11:41, archived)

but what a magnificent house it would be!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 21 Jun 2021, 11:43, archived)

Alright, Alan Partridge.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 21 Jun 2021, 9:55, archived)

^ proper grasp of Latin

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 21 Jun 2021, 10:00, archived)

^ pierced his foot on a spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 10:01, archived)

don't shine that torch in my face mate

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 21 Jun 2021, 10:16, archived)