I have several American dollars to invest in a sure thing, any suggestions? Doesn’t have to be ethical, I’m a complete cunt me.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 16:35, archived)

Whatever Elon's latest mental breakdown is

(dribble, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 16:44, archived)

Probably massive robots with laser swords to protect the earth against extra terrestrial threats

(dribble, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 16:46, archived)

yeah, BlackRock have just launched a new fund for investing in massive robots with laser swords to protect the earth against extra terrestrial threats
I recommend that you invest all of your available capital into that one investment, you mark my words, you'll see an excellent return!!!!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 23 Jun 2021, 17:06, archived)