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Hi knobber's, I'm bored as shit, work's gone super quiet and I'm a bit worried about it 'tee bee aitch'.

Still, not all bad news, my old man's booked his flights now his mrs' visa has arrived, and will be back in the UK for good on July 9th, so that's nice.

How about you - got anything nice in 'teh pipeline'?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 10:46, archived)

only a few weeks until the summer holibobs!!!!!
*squee*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 10:59, archived)

HOW MANY SLEEPS

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 23 Jun 2021, 11:01, archived)

I DON'T KNOW

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 11:29, archived)

disappointing mate, disappointing

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 23 Jun 2021, 11:33, archived)

I just got a record for free, cool eh
Seller played it before packing it up to ship and noticed it has a slight warp which he says doesn't affect playback, but only charged me for the postage anyway
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 11:13, archived)

Warp gave me a free 12" once when they cocked up an order
I just had a look on Discogs and it's on there for over £50, nice work Warp!

www.discogs.com/RAC-Neo-Rio/release/115833
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 23 Jun 2021, 11:21, archived)

Yeah shut up now

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 16:40, archived)

leave him negative feedback anyway

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 11:28, archived)

defo, what a cunt

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 11:36, archived)

BPD Posse, you mean

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 23 Jun 2021, 11:37, archived)

got another London tosser viewing my gaff tomorrow, deffo going to amaze them by telling them the price of a pint in my local

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 23 Jun 2021, 11:01, archived)

make sure you show them your collection of shit Mo Wax records, that will surely clinch the deal

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 11:14, archived)

Oh, I do, plus the wall mounted Alan Partridge and Travis Bickle skateboard decks.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 23 Jun 2021, 11:17, archived)

maybe mention that Michael Gove went to your school and that you read War & Peace when you were still up your mum's fanny

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 11:17, archived)

I tell them that at the front door, a lovely icebreaker I reckon.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 23 Jun 2021, 11:19, archived)

very wise, it's sure to impress

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 11:20, archived)

never fails mate, never fails
Everybody loves Gove!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 23 Jun 2021, 11:22, archived)

Война и Mиръ is a great book tho

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 11:33, archived)

agreed, I loved it
I wish someone had explained to me before I read it that the characters have both formal and informal names which are completely different from each other. once I'd clocked that, it was a revelation
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 11:39, archived)

it's in a class of its own alright
read it at university, back when I used to devote weeks to reading books and there was no broadband
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 11:47, archived)

I read that in the original Russian. Didn’t understand a word of it.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 16:39, archived)

Probably go up the pub in a bit watch the horses

( mongychops, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 11:02, archived)

I'm just waiting for the postman then I might sneak round spoons for a sharpener

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 11:16, archived)

are the horses in the pub, or can you just see them from the beer garden?

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 18:53, archived)

Work is being "restructured" and I might be out on me ear in September.
FUN TOIMES.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 23 Jun 2021, 12:19, archived)

not cool m8 - not cool at all
sorry to hear this
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 12:32, archived)

Thanks mate. They might find another job for me between now and then, dunno.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 23 Jun 2021, 12:49, archived)

decent redundo package? or just legal minimum?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 23 Jun 2021, 12:40, archived)

Will be a decent amount, if they decide to ditch me.
Thing is, if there's one thing I hate more than shitty cunting jobs, it's having to look for another one.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 23 Jun 2021, 12:50, archived)

I feel dat pain mate, it's OK looking for a new job when you're in employment already. Different kettle of fish when you're laid off.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 23 Jun 2021, 12:58, archived)

ps the first 30 grand of a redundancy payoff is tax free. If there's the option to do so, you should funnel any excess into your pension to recoup the tax.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 23 Jun 2021, 13:27, archived)

Yeah, it's a decent amount but not quite that much.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 23 Jun 2021, 14:36, archived)

I have several American dollars to invest in a sure thing, any suggestions? Doesn’t have to be ethical, I’m a complete cunt me.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 16:35, archived)

Whatever Elon's latest mental breakdown is

(dribble, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 16:44, archived)

Probably massive robots with laser swords to protect the earth against extra terrestrial threats

(dribble, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 16:46, archived)

yeah, BlackRock have just launched a new fund for investing in massive robots with laser swords to protect the earth against extra terrestrial threats
I recommend that you invest all of your available capital into that one investment, you mark my words, you'll see an excellent return!!!!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 23 Jun 2021, 17:06, archived)

bollocks, and I thought the pandemic fuckery was over and done with
hang in there m8
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 13:03, archived)

Cheers. I'll try.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 23 Jun 2021, 14:43, archived)

Taking the twins for their annual birthday day out next Sunday
Going to cost me an arm and a leg as usual, but we love it
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 12:51, archived)

This sounds like a euphemism for going to buy a new bra

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 12:54, archived)

It isn't

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 15:19, archived)

It should be

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 15:40, archived)

How much does a faulty leg go for these days anyway

(dribble, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 12:57, archived)

£3.99.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 23 Jun 2021, 13:01, archived)

Tracked 48 with age verification, pricey
can I collect instead
(dribble, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 13:46, archived)

paypal friends & family
FRIEND.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 23 Jun 2021, 14:03, archived)

It's all managed payments these days grandpa

(dribble, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 14:12, archived)

on kneeBay

(dribble, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 14:55, archived)

on dePops

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 23 Jun 2021, 15:12, archived)

It was just over £200 last year

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 15:19, archived)

After you sold a third the police started asking questions

(dribble, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 16:26, archived)

You had me at 'tee aitch'

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 13:09, archived)

that was my plan all along

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 13:27, archived)