Yeah, this week has dragged
Having my cousin round tomorrow night for drink and a natter, which will be nice. Probably ought to drop my dad's birthday present over at some point too
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 11:23, archived)

You could always subscribe to my blog, you know
Then I wouldn't have type all this shit here
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 11:23, archived)

I'm b&, remember

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 11:33, archived)

Not b&, stepped
Click the "I'm sorry" button and this all goes away
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 11:37, archived)

ah yes but the thing is, I'm not actually sorry

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 11:43, archived)

You never learn, do you

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 11:45, archived)

why learn, when you can gurn, m8
You know who said that?

Joey fucking Deacon
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 11:48, archived)

Woah
This is like one of those fucken Radio 4 thoughts for the day or summat
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 11:51, archived)

it really fucking is

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 12:01, archived)

with Rabbi Lionel 'Deacon' Blue

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 12:42, archived)

Rabbi Blue was going to be my Jewish porn production company

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 13:18, archived)

I thought it was "French Briss"

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 13:22, archived)

Phwoar Skin

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 13:23, archived)

Man on Manukkah

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 13:24, archived)

Semenorah

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 13:26, archived)

SINagogue

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 13:26, archived)

Jew Me up the Shitpipe

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 13:52, archived)

Wailing Balls

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 13:53, archived)

West Wank

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 13:54, archived)

IsRAIL

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 13:54, archived)

heh
Taken 4 Skin would be mine
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 13:26, archived)

alright Jeremy, nice to see you filling your time productively now you're no longer an appallingly hopeless party 'leader'.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 25 Jun 2021, 13:31, archived)