massive knockers and hot weather do not mix well

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 17:13, archived)

The horror of boobsweat!
It's much the same for us guys with a massive knob and bollocks, actually.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 25 Jun 2021, 19:21, archived)

also it sounds like a metal album

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 19:35, archived)

BOOBSWEAT BEHBEH

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 25 Jun 2021, 20:17, archived)

Alright, Robert Plant.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 26 Jun 2021, 11:16, archived)