There is nothing quite like sharing a house
With a dog with bad guts. A delightful afternoon walk was punctuated by the creature’s stinking liquid shits. As lovely as it is catching up with my mate here in Runcorn I seem to have spent most if the day looking at the plastic bag of doggie turd he’s been carrying. Now the balmy summer evening is being serenaded by the waft of canine farts.

I am never having a pet.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 30 Jun 2021, 21:43, archived)

That was me m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 30 Jun 2021, 22:40, archived)

Dog guts
Give my dog anything different to his normal diet and he'll have the squits for a week. He's an alsatian. It is Not Good. Gave him a lamb bone once, took 6 months for the garden to recover.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 1 Jul 2021, 8:53, archived)