morning queef, think there's some football this weekend isn't there?
other than that imma poo like a champ and wee like a winnner
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 11:27, archived)

oh yeah so there is
might spew like a spastic
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 11:40, archived)