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How's it going? Weekend is upon us, doing much? Mum's 70th birthday lunch on Sunday which means there's no way on earth I'll be able to get my kid home for the scheduled 5:30pm, so there will be major drama which I'm not looking forward to.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 11:15, archived)

morning queef, think there's some football this weekend isn't there?
other than that imma poo like a champ and wee like a winnner
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 11:27, archived)

oh yeah so there is
might spew like a spastic
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 11:40, archived)

Working tomorrow, then drinking till Monday

( mongychops, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 11:38, archived)

score prediction for the final?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 11:41, archived)

9/11

(Runcorn shitty limits, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 11:50, archived)

so you're saying the Euro final is an inside job?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 12:03, archived)

y

(Runcorn shitty limits, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 12:42, archived)

Green lasers can't melt Danish goalkeepers

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 12:43, archived)

Green lasers and danish bacon

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 13:00, archived)

Did you get a longish message from me? It's not showing up on 'sent', I've sent it 3 times now I think, or perhaps you got them all and you're frightened at this point.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 19:40, archived)

I should probably sent it a few more times, right?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 19:41, archived)

Yes you should, nothing received yet.
I gazzed you back, but it might be broken both ways.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 15:41, archived)

3-2 England

( mongychops, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 12:21, archived)

fingers crossed eh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 12:42, archived)

I reckon that people who use 'myself' and 'yourself' in place of 'me' and 'you' in a desperate bid to hide the fact that they scraped through school with Cs and Ds in their GCSEs should all be gassed.
Does that sound unduly harsh?
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 9 Jul 2021, 11:39, archived)

Do you know what's worse?
When some scotch povvo who was born in a skip gets into a private school and then spends their life desperately berating their own kind due to impostor syndrome, like some kind of pitiful parvenu.

Does that sound unduly exactly like you?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 11:44, archived)

THAT SOUNDS NOTHING LIKE ME AT ALL

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 9 Jul 2021, 11:47, archived)

you're fooling no-one sunshine

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 11:52, archived)

it's been a pretty good week overall
gig tonight, another gig tomorrow

probably lying in bed all day on Sunday, like Craig David
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 11:44, archived)

your own gigs or someone else's?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 11:48, archived)

someone else's
I haven't gigged in a couple of years, ever since the last group fell apart because the drummer was a nutcase
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 11:53, archived)

my last band fell apart due to all of us being really fucking crap
our gig posters were superb though, which is the main thing, I think
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 11:55, archived)

hahaha
album art is at least half the battle
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 11:58, archived)

due to connections in the graffiti world I was always able to have amazing flyers for my hip hop club nights too
Again, all mouth and very little trouser
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 11:59, archived)

al
f+
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 13:01, archived)

FOOTBALL

(Runcorn shitty limits, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 11:47, archived)

seems reasonable

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 12:03, archived)

Alright

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 12:20, archived)

⚽️⚽️⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏆

(Runcorn shitty limits, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 12:38, archived)

feeling pretty good,
no major weekend plans, probably get out on the new bike, might go down and watch the football on sunday night as it's a rare old event.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Jul 2021, 12:05, archived)

might as well eh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 12:57, archived)

drinking, dancing, fucking and fighting

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 12:54, archived)

meeting up with Tea down the soft play then?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 13:19, archived)

'member the soft play milfs?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 9 Jul 2021, 13:25, archived)

ym obviously
but apart from that, running, drinking and fighting anyone who looks a bit foreign
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 12:57, archived)

business as usual

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 12:57, archived)

same as it ever was

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 12:58, archived)