Morning
Coffee and a bagel, perfect way to start the day
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 8:41, archived)

How do you stop it running out through the hole in the middle?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 9:03, archived)

I leave it on the plate
And pour the coffee into the middle, like a little brown swimming pool
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 9:04, archived)

Nice.
Do you use a straw, or just lap it up like a dog?

I apologise for the direction this sub-thread has taken, I didn't plan this
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 9:08, archived)

A straw, obviously

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 9:14, archived)